So here she is, the brand new NoMoreOrr.com. Hopefully the new design will make the site a little more readable so that more and more people can be converted and see the truth behind the lies. Don’t forget to sign the petition. It’s the lifeblood of this campaign and every signature counts (regardless of what it might say)! So get those names coming in!

It can’t be denied, the public supports NoMoreOrr! Thanks to all the mailers who send us messages of support!

One odd trend we’re noticing though is that SPAM email has really taken a different turn. I don’t know what product they’re trying to sell, but our account keeps getting filled with emails containing messages like “you’re an idiot” and “I wish you’d die”.

Strange indeed.

Regardless, once the countless hate-SPAM is sifted through it’s clear, NoMoreOrr has the people behind it! Keep fighting the good fight ladies and gentlemen and remember the goal – NO MORE ORR!

When did it become good form to make action figures celebrating reprehensible characters in society?

If Bobby Orr deserves an action figure depicting him scoring the goal, then what other athletes should get figures, and in what poses? Here are a few possibilities that McFarlane might want to consider.

MLB:
Perhaps a figure of Barry Bonds or Mark McGuire sitting in the locker room injecting some steroids? Or one of Pete Rose on the phone with his bookie?

NFL:
Ray Lewis polishing his gun perhaps? Or maybe a figure of the recently suspended Pacman Jones showering a stripper with money? I’d buy that.

NBA:
Easy pick. Latrell Sprewell choking P.J Carlesimo. Another big seller might be Allen Iverson holding a .45 and a bag of marijuana. The possibilities are endless.

Hell, you could package all these figures in a box set celebrating the scum of professional sports! I mean if someone would want an action figure of Bobby Orr, why not collect ‘em all?

This is a terrible idea on so many levels for a number of reasons. First of all, lets say a defensemen wins the scoring title one year, does he win the Art Ross AND the Bobby Orr award? If so, then it’s only fair that forwards should have a scoring trophy alotted only to them. So now we have to make TWO new awards instead of one. Why bother? To glorify the greatest curse that ever plagued hockey, Bobby Orr?

Now for the most important reason, why oh why would you name a trophy after a player as poor and despicable as Bobby Orr? If this were to happen, then all of the leagues trophies might as well be renamed. Lets make a list of what we might change those names to.

The Art Ross Trophy: Awarded to the player with the most points at the end of the season. My suggestion for this one would be the Ken Daneko Trophy, honoring Ken Daneko who managed to go 8 of his last 9 seasons without breaking double digits for points. If Orr deserves a trophy, why not him?

The Jack Adams Award: Awarded to the coach of the year. This trophy is a perfect candidate to be renamed the Jim Anderson Award. Jim Anderson coached the 1974-75 Washington Capitals to an impressive 4 wins while suffering only 45 losses.

The Vezina Trophy: The award given to the top goaltender. This trophy would without a doubt be renamed the Buzinski Trophy after goaltender Steve Buzinski. Nicknamed “The Puck Goes In-ski”, Buzinski accumulated 9 career games and posted a stellar career Goals-Against Average of 5.89.

The Bill Masterson Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the player who most displays qualities of perserverance and sportsmanship. Whats more sporting than cheating players out of their pensions? As such this award will be renamed The Alan Eagleson Trophy.

The Lady Bing Trophy: Awarded to the player who most displays gentlemanly conduct. Easy. This one will be renamed The Marty McSorely Trophy. Was there ever a more gentlemanly player? Remember that time he tried to clean Donald Brashear’s helmet with his stick, just out of the goodness of his heart? He deserves this honor.

And the list goes on and on. We could rename ALL the trophies but I think the point is made. Creating a Bobby Orr Trophy would be an undeserved honor and a mockery of those who deservingly have trophies in their names.

I mean honestly, why is that goal impressive? The guy cuts in, scores his goal and THEN gets his leg pulled out and flys through the air.

How is that special? Every shmuck in the league could score a goal and THEN dive through the air. Im sorry but if he scored the goal WHILE being tripped and flying through the air, then I could see it being impressive (well, impressive for him at least). That’s not what happened though.

Instead, Captain Show Off scores his goal and then essentially dives into the air voluntarily. I guess he realized what a good photo-op it would be. Again, the man may have been a crap hockey player, but he was a marketing genius.