The emails keep pouring in and they are....

POSITIVE!

It can't be denied, the public supports NoMoreOrr! Thanks to all the mailers who send us messages of support!

One odd trend we're noticing though is that SPAM email has really taken a different turn. I don't know what product they're trying to sell, but our account keeps getting filled with emails containing messages like "you're an idiot" and "I wish you'd die".

Strange indeed.

Regardless, once the countless hate-SPAM is sifted through it's clear, NoMoreOrr has the people behind it! Keep fighting the good fight ladies and gentlement and remember the goal - NO MORE ORR!

NoMoreOrr.com on the radio!

Apparently NoMoreOrr.com was the feature of a discussion on The Rock radio in October. Awesome! Hopefully that sent a few new believers to our site, and maybe even a few non-believers who undoubtedly converted upon reading our impenetrable case!

Also we'd like to thank all of you who send us mail in support of our cause. Especially those of you who support us in your own unique ways like telling us to die. Thanks for staying behind NoMoreOrr.com!

If all goes as planned, Orr will be out of the hall of fame as early as Christmas 2008, and oh what a Merry Christmas it would be!

We're back!

After a long hiatus, NoMoreOrr.com is back! The site was gone for a bit but fear not, the #1 resource for the TRUTH about Bobby Orr is back and hitting hard once again!

Keep that support coming!

Thanks you, God Bless
The NoMoreOrr.com Team

Bobby Orr Action Figure

It has recently been brought to the attention of NoMoreOrr.com that McFarlane Toys has put out action figures depicting the dispicable Bobby Orr in game situations, namely, one of him flying through the air after scoring "the goal".

When did it become good form to make action figures celebrating reprehensible characters in society?

If Bobby Orr deserves an action figure depicting him scoring the goal, then what other athletes should get figures, and in what poses? Here are a few possibilities that McFarlane might want to consider.

MLB:
Perhaps a figure of Barry Bonds or Mark McGuire sitting in the locker room injecting some steroids? Or one of Pete Rose on the phone with his bookie?

NFL:
Ray Lewis polishing his gun perhaps? Or maybe a figure of the recently suspended Pacman Jones showering a stripper with money? I'd buy that.



NBA:
Easy pick. Latrell Sprewell choking P.J Carlesimo. Another big seller might be Allen Iverson holding a .45 and a bag of marijuana. The possibilities are endless.

Hell, you could package all these figures in a box set celebrating the scum of professional sports! I mean if someone would want an action figure of Bobby Orr, why not collect 'em all?

The Bobby Orr Award

So while watching hockey on TSN, Canada's major sports network, I was lucky enough to see the analysts discussing the idea of a "Bobby Orr Award" for the highest scoring defenseman in the league.

This is a terrible idea on so many levels for a number of reasons. First of all, lets say a defensemen wins the scoring title one year, does he win the Art Ross AND the Bobby Orr award? If so, then it's only fair that forwards should have a scoring trophy alotted only to them. So now we have to make TWO new awards instead of one. Why bother? To glorify the greatest curse that ever plagued hockey, Bobby Orr?

Now for the most important reason, why oh why would you name a trophy after a player as poor and dispicable as Bobby Orr? If this were to happen, then all of the leagues trophies might as well be renamed. Lets make a list of what we might change those names to.

The Art Ross Trophy: Awarded to the player with the most points at the end of the season. My suggestion for this one would be the Ken Daneko Trophy, honoring Ken Daneko who managed to go 8 of his last 9 seasons without breaking double digits for points. If Orr deserves a trophy, why not him?

The Jack Adams Award: Awarded to the coach of the year. This trophy is a perfect candidate to be renamed the Jim Anderson Award. Jim Anderson coached the 1974-75 Washington Capitals to an impressive 4 wins while suffering only 45 losses.

The Vezina Trophy: The award given to the top goaltender. This trophy would without a doubt be renamed the Buzinski Trophy after goaltender Steve Buzinski. Nicknamed "The Puck Goes In-ski", Buzinski accumulated 9 career games and posted a steller career Goals-Against Average of 5.89.

The Bill Masterson Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the player who most displays qualities of perserverance and sportsmanship. Whats more sporting than cheating players out of their pensions? As such this award will be renamed The Alan Eagleson Trophy.

The Lady Bing Trophy: Awarded to the player who most displays gentlemanly conduct. Easy. This one will be renamed The Marty McSorely Trophy. Was there ever a more gentlemanly player? Remember that time he tried to clean Donald Brashear's helmet with his stick, just out of the goodness of his heart? He deserves this honor.

And the list goes on and on. We could rename ALL the trophies but I think the point is made. Creating a Bobby Orr Trophy would be an undeserved honor and a mockery of those who deservingly have trophies in their names.

Happy Belated Birthday Bobby

Yesterday, March 20th, was Bobby Orrs 59th birthday. We'd like to wish Bobby Orr a happy one day-belated birthday. To commermorate his special day, we've sent Bobby a giant cake, which Pat Quinn will jump out of, delivering a crushing elbow to Orr.

Anyone can score a goal and then jump into the air!

So whats the deal with "The Goal"???

I mean honestly, why is that goal impressive? The guy cuts in, scores his goal and THEN gets his leg pulled out and flys through the air.

How is that special? Every shmuck in the league could score a goal and THEN dive through the air. Im sorry but if he scored the goal WHILE being tripped and flying through the air, then I could see it being impressive (well, impressive for him at least). Thats not what happened though.

Instead, Captain Show Off scores his goal and then essentially dives into the air voluntarily. I guess he realized what a good photo-op it would be. Again, the man may have been a crap hockey player, but he was a marketing genius.